Esse papo de salvação da alma nunca foi suficiente para me convencer. Acho que preciso de um estímulo maior. [voz do locutor da Tabajara] Meus problemas acabaram!

Aceite Jesus em seu coração e ganhe um Playstation2

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you’d rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you’ll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents’ credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don’t worry if you can’t find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy’s checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

No mercado da fé vale tudo…

PS: Não seja otário como a pessoa que falou sobre o site pela primeira vez no BlueBus achando que era verdade.