Criança diz cada uma!

Você sabe que está velho quando seus filhos jogam os videogames que você adorava e ficam tirando onda. :-P

Mario dies way too easy. Oh, grab the umbrella. Those are cool. Unfashionable, gay, but cool. Oh, 300 points. That’s it? All you get is points? That’s lame. Can’t you do something with the umbrella?

They just put totally random stuff here for points. Oh, you’ve got an umbrella. You’ve got a purse.

Tetris

Tim: Which button do I press to make the blocks explode?

EGM: Sorry, they don’t explode.

Becky: This is boring. Maybe if it had characters and stuff and different levels, it would be OK. If things blew up or something or—

Sheldon: If there were bombs.

Becky: Yeah, or special bricks. Like, if a yellow brick touched a red brick it would blow up and you’d have to start over.

John: Why haven’t I won yet? I’ve paired up so many of the same color.

EGM: Don’t worry about colors.

John: I just lined up six of the same color. Why didn’t they blow up?

EGM: Nothing blows up.

Perdoai-os, Senhor … eles não sabem o que dizem… [ via BoingBoing ]


:: Escrito por Cristiano Dias, dia 17 Oct 2003, 12:00, em Tantos jogos, tão pouco tempo....
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